After reading Alex's efforts here and here, K became obsessed and made up her own (later fixed here).
Well blow me if I didn't wake up thinking about them too! I was forced to get up to find a pencil and write it down...not sure if its entirely correct but I like it anyway..
Kathy the Beagle Brown
At feeeding and changing
She's not a twit
With much admiration
Her husband declareth
"You are a hit!"
If you were down with the 'yoof' you could swap the 4th line for 'She is "The Shit"' and it would still make sense.
Now...what else could I write a double dactyl about....